Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Overheard in the Elevator

[16th Floor. Three women and one man get on the elevator. One of women is listening to her iPod. Man and other two women silently stare ahead. The volume on woman’s iPod is extremely loud and everyone on the elevator can hear the music.]

Woman 1 [softly mouthing words]: “My… milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…”

Woman 2: “And they’re like, it’s better than yours…”

Woman 3: “Damn right, it’s better than yours…”

Man: “I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.”